Revenge of the Birds

Last spring a pair of birds ate through the front of our house and built a nest in it. We had to replace all of the siding on the front of the house and while we were at it we got new windows too. (This marked the beginning of my hatred of home ownership in which everything in the house that we didn’t want to replace started breaking to ensure that we wouldn’t be able to spend money on the things that we did want to replace.)
Anyway, there must be a pact among the birds to seek revenge on us for fixing the siding and preventing any new feathered friends from moving in. They’re trying to break our new windows. There have been two attacks so far this morning. Windows – 2, birds – 0, Gus – confused and alarmed.

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