You’ll teach your children very silly things.
Nathan likes to stand on the couch and jump, all the while shouting “I’m jumping!”. I usually respond by saying, “Be careful or you’ll fall off and break your head.” Now Nathan jumps on the couch shouting, “Break your head! Break your head!”
Yesterday he came home from daycare with a cut next to his eye and the beginnings of a black eye (when did my timid child decide that climbing on things and jumping off was fun and not terrifying?). When Mike asked him about it, Nathan answered “Broken head. Kiss it.”